Dolph's Secret Weapon

Plot
Renee Young tells "crazy, evil" JBL that she quits. Dolph Ziggler talks about finding a way to take over the JBL & Cole Show. He figures if anyone knows anything about taking over, it would be the guy next to him: Kevin Nash. "Big Grey" tells him they all just need to realize Ziggler and Zack Ryder are the future of the business. JBL talks to Charles Robinson about replacing Renee, but it turns out he's not Canadian. Hornswoggle arrives complaining about going after The Bunny instead of The Bull. Then he quits. Adam Rose says he put The Bunny in protective custody. Billy Kidman walks by and finally gets his Twitter plug in. Ryback sits down with JBL and tells him what he did last week is disgusting and then quits. Ziggler and Nash are still talking. The latter tells the former to fake a back injury and leave for 30 days to "make 'em sweat". Summer Rae sees that quitting the JBL & Cole Show is trending on Twitter and because she has to be trendy, she quits too. JBL doesn't know what to do about all the blondes quitting his show.